one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

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Beer Dick

During the act of coitus beer is poured on both male and female genitalia; it's tingling effect is said to simultaneously stimulate the female clitoris, and lubricate for deeper penetration.

They bumped uglies till the rosie fingered dawn dried their ale soaked members; they had finally tried beer dick.

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Mug root beer

The drink of the gods

Average lean fan: I love lean!
Gigachad mug enjoyer: No. Drink mug root beer

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Beer Weather Fan

People who go to sporting events for the social atmosphere and attention, while being completely ignorant or indifferent to the actual competition. They are attributed with drunken obnoxiousness, being oblivious to the score and the competitors, conversing with others or on the phone about anything unrelated to the on court/field events, pretending to cheer when everyone else does, wearing brand new sports paraphernalia to make it look like they fit in, and leaving shortly after last call to beat traffic and get drunk again sooner.

Cindy and Lisa hate baseball, but since they're beer weather fans, they go to Cubs games at Wrigley Field at all the time.

All the beer weather fan celebrities at the Lakers games are pricing out the real fans.

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beer mat notes

a collection of beer mats from around the world

one of three beer mat notes found in Helsinki's Demonium Bar on October 22 2020:
"Don't worry about me, stay on track, stay healthy, and when this nightmare is over we will meet and i will get to finally hold you close and it will be fine and we'll manage somehow."

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billy beer cans

Billy Beer Cans..is a name given to my father by the recycle men (he over heard one rare morning..when he wasnt still pissed out of his brains in bed) on discovering that he had a box FULL of empty beer cans ...and nothing else.
So a 'Billy Beer Cans 'is someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol and loads their recycle bin up to the max with tennants cans.

Recycle man to another recycle man.. 'omg look how many cans billy beer cans has had this week...the alchy bastard'

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ibc root beer

Amazing at life root beer that comes in a sexual class bottle which makes the already amazing tast all the more delightful.

IBC also make the Cream Soda in the same handy class bottle.

This IBC root beer is very tasty

A&W Root Beer< Mug Root Beer < Barqs Root Beer < IBC Root Beer

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