W.P.S. (White People Shit)

Some dumbass shit that only white people would do.

Climb mountains, horse back riding, the economy, KKK, incest, hockey, Family Guy, Republicans, bear hunting, hunting in general, pick up trucks, white jesus, rock music, country music, wale hunting, baked chicken, the show jackass, beer games, bro rape, are all examples of w.p.s. (white people shit).

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People who annoy you

A phrase becoming increasing associated with black people, 100% down to Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Superflymacdaddy; 'Do you know any people who annoy you?'

Joe; 'That genuine chocolate face guy does, he really grinds my gears. In fact im going to tell him next time i see him.'

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White People-ing

Whenever someone (of any race) is being evil, mean, and/or ignorant.

Amy makes fun of John for being intellectual disabled.

Janis says to Amy, "Amy, stop white people-ing".

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Dead people juice

The remains of human decay that end up seeping out of the bottom of coffin buried under the soil.

This "juice cocktail" is comprised of liquid drainage from orifices that include the nasal and rectal passages, and embalming fluids that seep into the soil and pollute water, thus disturbing the Earth's ecosystem.

"That new construction home on Sandra Circle shares its yard with the cemetary. Thier sump pump is constantly pumping the dead people juice from their basement into our lovely cul-de-sac'd street, 24 hours a day. I wonder if that juice carries the threat of rectal cancer, foot fungus or conjunctivitis? There goes the neighborhood!"

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Black People Lips

Someone who has very kissable lips. Most of the time it is used to describe someone with particular luscious lips.

Person 1: Bro did you see her lips?
Person 2: Nah what about em?
Person 1: She got Black People Lips bro!

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Throw Short People Thursday

A day once a week where everyone celebrates not being a short person! Take anyone whose shorter than you, and throw 'em, tackle 'em, anything, as long as it hurts!

"Hey, why are you pushing me?"
"It's Throw Short People Thursday!"

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People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS

Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt

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