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The reverse of a screaming eagle where a gangbang is performed by 5 men on 1 girl.
The reverse screaming eagle is when a man has group sex with 6 females and pleasures them all at once, using 2 hands, his penis, his mouth and both feet.
The ultimate reverse screaming eagle is attained by performing the act on female members of the 1 family.
Damn, that dude is lucky getting a reverse screaming eagle from those 6 hot babes.
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An extremely deviant, debauched, illegal and animal-unfriendly act of human/beast fusion which requires a poacher's patience or alternatively a midnight visitation to a petting zoo for immediate faunal supplies. Then it's off to the local brothel at two in the morning for re-insertion of said animalia back into the wild undergrowths of the jungle regions of Clunge National Park.
Monty: I say, old chap, what were you up to last night?
Winston: I spent the evening at Fat Sally's House Of Dubiosity where I attempted a Reverse Poacher's Coat.
Monty: Top hole, Sir. And what did you manage to get, pray tell?
Winston: Three years, sex offenders register and a lifetime subscription to the NSPCA newsletter.
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when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.
Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!
Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!
Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
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The Reverse AIDS rodeo is where on initiating the game of normal "AIDS rodeo" where you expect your partner to try and get away as quick as possible, the partner instead says something like
"Really? So do I"
reversing the game, making you now the person who needs to get away quickly.
I tried to AIDS rodeo this girl and then she told me she had AIDS as well, i shit myself man! I can't believe i got done by the Reverse AIDS rodeo
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The inner monologue you recite to yourself to prevent you from doing something you know you shouldn't, however delicious and/or awesome it might be. To prevent remorse after said action.
Jane: I almost ate a whole tub of ice cream yesterday, but I gave myself a reverse pep talk and immediately felt guilty for even considering it.
Sally: I was going to text my ex last night after I drank some wine, but I gave myself a reverse pep talk and realized what a pathetic loser I was.
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When a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can't get out of it because there is a child on the way.
Person 1: Hey, can you believe what happened to Kent? Just a shame...
Person 2: Who gives a crap. He had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he's screwed now...forever...
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when a girl or guy gives you head while she is driving and you are in the passanger seat, and as they are going down on you, you call out the directions and when to stop and go
this girly gave me reverse road head, it was going fine till we crashed
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