rules of ifunny

The first rule of iFunny is you do not talk about iFunny. The second rule of iFunny is part of the ship, part of the crew. The third rule of iFunny is emojis do not make your meme funny. The fourth rule of iFunny is crop your fucking memes

Person 1: “Hey have you heard of this app called iFunny?”
Person 2: “The first rule of iFunny is do not talk about iFunny.”
Person 1: “Why are there rules of iFunny? Isn’t this just a meme app?”

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The Rule of Law

An inevitable and unexplainable phenomena in which those of a bright skin complexion are attracted to those of a dark or darker skin complexion and vice-versa. It is a legal maxim in which no one is immune. Defiance of this rule will result in a devastating backlash in which the blasphemous relationship will not stand (i.e. break ups, cockblocking, impeded advances with either sex, etc.). It must be abided under any circumstances.

Dark skinned guy: "Man i just hooked up with this yellowbone man." -The Rule of Law

(Backlash) Bright skinned guy: "man i thought i was gonna get that bright girl, but all three of her black ass friends kept cockblockin me!" - The Rule of Law

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rule of 3

In Heroclix (miniature game with Superheroes) no stat can be altered (increased - decreased) more than 3.

Lakis: My Punisher's damage becomes 6 from two after RCE (+2) and two perplexes!

George: No, it doesn't. Rule of 3, failure!

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Rule 337

Do not jump in front of a camera and stick your tongue out unless you are a faggot/female.

faggots & females = rule 337 breakers

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o'doyle rules!

and o'doyle rules! is when a person comes into town hammered on the bandwagon

oh here comes o'doyle rules! from the next town over

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Rule 34

Involving sexual//explicit things of said person.
Person being told has porn on the internet.

Girl: I still play "the gameeee"....
Boy: But there is also porn of you...
Girl: blank stare
Boy: Rule 34
Girl:......no comment.....

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Rule 42

The original Rule 42 was stated over 9000 years ago, at the end of World War I. It states, "The face is not important compared to this." The modern definition can be considered Tits or GTFO

"Oh, hai guys! I'm new to this thread lolz. What's up?"

"Rule 42 bitch!"

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