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Cumming inside your woman while she's on her period, then eating that creamy magenta slurry right back out from the ol' hatchet wound, and once you've got a mouthful, you share the delicacy by making out with her.
Girl: my boyfriend looked like a demon clown as he came up to kiss me, last night after chowing ambrosia salad from my bloody snizz
One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad
When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
Where you take a hit of a joint or blunt with ur ass and have somone else suck it back out
Dude i gave that girl fresh salad last night
When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.
Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?
Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!
When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.
The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!
The act of numerous men inserting there flaccid penises in one's mouth.
Hey guys give me a noodle salad.