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The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.
Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.
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A Budwieser beer in the red and white can...used b/c the heaviness of the beer makes it a good meal replacement for rednecks, alcoholics and sundry other drinkers
"what did you have for lunch?"
"I was in a hurry so I just grabbed a red and white sandwich out of the cooler"
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A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.
I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.
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A foursome sex act involving 3 women and 1 man.
Two women support themselves on both sides of the man and sandwich the mans penis between their pussies constantly grinding it up and down locking eyes with eachother.
The mans penis becomes Diglett.
The two pussies become a sandwich.
Surpise Guest!!!
A forth woman joins in to suck on the diglett and when its ready to blow she stops sucking and lets the jizz explode all over the other two women. The forth womans job is to then lick up the jizz off the womens bodies and share it by making out with the two other women.
Delicious :)
- OMG, did you here what Becky ate last night?
-- No.
- She ate a sandwich!!!
-- Whats so special about a sandwich???
- It wasn't any ordinary sandwich!!!
- It was, The Diglett Pussy Sandwich.
-- Wow thats one lucky dude.
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a sandwich made from freshly carved Mammif tusks, a hint of salt and pepper
served on a crisp bun or freshly cooked bread
"damn mum, that mammif tusk sandwich sure looks like a nice meal!!"
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An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.
Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
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A Bleed & Seed Sandwich is a normal sandwich with menstrual blood and semen as spreads. It is usually given to someone you hate.
Dude 1- Man fuck Scott
Dude 2- Let's give him the Bleed & Seed Sandwich tonight
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