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Man boobs can grow from eating too much male chicken meat... The chickens are injected with a hormone that makes their breasts grow, which means there is more meat on them when they're slaughtered, so they can get a better profit from selling them. But the hormone remains in the meat, so when blokes eat it, they grow man boobs.
If a woman eats it, it's a good thing. If a man eats it, well just look at craig from big brother... Nasty
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When a man sits down wthout crushing his balls.
feminist: Stahp man spreading you bigot!
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The tradition of the Twelfth Man was born on the second of January 1922, when an underdog Aggie team was playing Centre College, then the nation's top ranked team. As the hard fought game wore on, and the Aggies dug deeply into their limited reserves, Coach Dana X. Bible remembered a squad man who was not in uniform. He had been up in the press box helping reporters identify players. His name was E. King Gill, and was a former football player who was only playing basketball. Gill was called from the stands, suited up, and stood ready throughout the rest of the game, which A&M finally won 22-14. When the game ended, E. King Gill was the only man left standing on the sidelines for the Aggies. Gill later said, "I wish I could say that I went in and ran for the winning touchdown, but I did not. I simply stood by in case my team needed me."
This gesture was more than enough for the Aggie Team. Although Gill did not play in the game, he had accepted the call to help his team. He came to be thought of as the Twelfth Man because he stood ready for duty in the event that the eleven men on the gridiron needed assistance. That spirit of readiness for service, desire to support, and enthusiasm helped kindle a flame of devotion among the entire student body; a spirit that has grown vigorously throughout the years. The entire student body at A&M is the Twelfth Man, and they stand during the entire game to show their support. The 12th Man is always in the stands waiting to be called upon if they are needed.
This tradition took on a new look in the 1980's when Coach Jackie Sherrill started the 12th Man Kick-Off Team composed of regular students through open tryouts. This 12th Man team performed very well and held opponents to one of the lowest yards per return averages in the league. Later, Head Coach R.C. Slocum changed the team to allow only one representative of the 12th Man on the kick off team. The 12th Man tradition also took musical form. The 12th Man sings this song after each game in which the Aggies are outscored.
Person 1: "Why are all yawl standin'?
Person 2: "Because we are ready to play for Our team if needed"
Person 1: "I dont get it"
Person 2: We are all the 12th Man of the Team!"
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a place where a guy can get away from the outside world. tends to have alot of manly things in there.
"hey guys, come over later and we can chill and drink beer in the man cave." "alright sounds like a good time. be over at six" "see you there."
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A made up monster used to scare little kids
5 year old: Big brother, is the boogie man real?
Brother: Yes, AND HE'S COMING TO GET YOU
5 yr old: AHHH *runs like an idiot
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A man who is somewhere between a friend and a boyfriend. This can be a temporary state from which he will eventually become a boyfriend or a permanent state of more than friendship. Even if you have only hooked up with him once, if you have crossed that line, he's a man-friend.
That guy you keep trying to convince people is not your boyfriend: he's your man-friend.
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Whilst two males are performing a spit roast on a woman, a third male known as 'The Boobie Man' sits under the woman and fondles her breasts whilst the other males continue to spit-roast her.
E.g. Any standard spit-roast scenario, (i.e male 1 inside girls mouth, male 2 inside girls arse) with the inclusion of a third male whose sole purpose is to fondle the girls breasts. The third male known as The Boobie man has usually been demoted to this position as he is deemed unsuitable to hold a true spit roasting position by his fellow roasters.
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