MR Syndrome

A Syndrome that is common in few mentally retarded people. Symptoms include, social awkwardness, not having the ability to process words that contain a large amount of letters, and the inability to process phrases that are not spoken with proper grammar. People with MR Syndrome have trouble completing school work within the required time limit. They also talk abnormally and have trouble processing and telling stories. Victims of MR Syndrome have trouble obtaining friends because of their social awkwardness and odd apperance.

-Yo, you know that kid Mike Ryan?
-Ya dude he got dat MR Syndrome!

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Mexico Syndrome

Not caring about something or wanting to do anything with it yourself, until someone else wants it. A reference to Mexico's behavior towards Texas prior to the Texan War of Independence.

"Man, on Friends, Rachel has a serious case of Mexico Syndrome about Ross."

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Asperger's Syndrome

A real-life mental disorder, related to autism, that only about 2-3% of people claiming to have it have actually been professionally diagnosed by a psychologist.

Sometimes known as "Ass Burgers". Sufferers (emphasis on sufferers) are sometimes calles Aspies or "ass pies".

Here's a protip: People with mental disorders usually don't brag about it like it's a badge of honor, especially a form of autism. It's always worth a good laugh to see every awkward, socially-inept, angsty teenager who has ever gotten beat up by the "jocks" in school claim to have Asperger's Syndrome to justify being an utter loser.

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Korean Syndrome

A condition similar to down syndrome that is caused by playing to much kal online or other mmorgp's

have you had your pills for your korean syndrome

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Selvin Syndrome

When a Spanish immigrant has some nasty crossed eyes and a body of Shrek. And he has the look of somebody’s grandfather while being the age of a minor

Nigga was diagnosed with the Selvin syndrome and has his own version of a byakugan

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underdog syndrome

when one person or group of persons does not start doing well until no one expects them to succeed

"wtf bro, the caps got some underdog syndrome. They don't start playing well until the other team is beating them."

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The Burns Syndrome

The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.

Gary had to move school after an incounter with The Burns Syndrome.

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