cake pasta

Crappy way of pronouncing Spanish term "que pasa"

Person 1: cake pasta?

Person 2: not much Hbu?

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crazy cakes

not to be confused with your average deranged pastry, the term "crazy cakes" is used to express an extreme degree or abundance of a physical object or idea

martina is cool like crazy cakes

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coughy cake

(noun) Poop that is accidentally released while coughing.
(verb) To accidentally cough out a poop.

That emphysemic grandpa keeps treating everybody to coughy cake.
Dude, I gotta get over this cold; I'm coughy caking every five minutes at my desk.

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Poundin' Cakes

The act of pounding pussy.

Jake: Hey Steve what did you do last night?

Steve: Not much, just Poundin' Cakes.

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bathroom cake

When a man has sex in a bathroom and grabs the urinal cake and shoves it up his partners ass.

Ron did a bathroom cake last night.

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Moffie cake

A guy who wears tight jeans and sticks his chest out and has a small dick.

Uzair is such a moffie cake.

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Waldo Cake

Finding a girl on her period, ripping out her tampon so she bleeds, bust a nut on her vagina so you have a red and white vagina, then you put sprinkles and frosting on her vagina and eat out her vagina

Dude im so full, me and your girlfriend made a waldo cake and i smashed on it.

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