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A bus driver is the kindest types of people who commit a selfless act of protecting you from a unsafe travel home. These people are often not appreciated or thanked for their kind selfless act, though deserved to be thanked when getting off the bus.
Bob: The other day I got an A+ on my math test.
Everyone: Wow you`re so smart.
Tom: The other day I gave a homeless person a house.
Everyone: Wow you`re so generous.
Me: I thanked the Bus driver.
Everyone: (gasps) kneels before me and worships my greatness.
When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.
"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.
One who, whilst playing video games and in particular, driving games (NFS, Gran Turismo, Forza), unintentionally turns the game controller to imitate the corner they are attempting to take and in the process looking like they are driving a bus.
"Dude! You are such a bus driver! Let me do the race."
A person playing a driving sim game online, who drives very slowly, and does not allow you to pass them cleanly.
Hes such a bus driver, he needs to be kicked from the game.
She is a particularly rude bitch who nobody you can have on the bus and shell take it away I am writing this on the bus