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The most best sensation of your life.you should try it.dont like them well fight me.JK hehe
I love chocolate chip cookies my momma makes them real Gucci
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Yea so basically you have cookies and your run with them then you espose from the oven and that’s the tutorial. Then you have different modes, skin, different cookies with unique skills and much more but I won’t spoiler anymore
P.s. this was made to convince my friend BSSandwich to play Cookie Run: OvenBreak
Me- oh boy I sure love Cookie Run: OvenBreak!
BSSandwich- what is its lol
Me- Æ
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When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.
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A sex position where the male engages in anal sex with a woman and ejaculates inside her. He then proceeds to insert a straw into her anus and sip the acquired taste of anal juice and semen mixture into his mouth. Snowballing with your partner afterwards is optional.
Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass like that and she let me have an oreo cookie milkshake after i finished.
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A way to make calling someone a deutsche sound cute, but still just as offensive. A person who is acting like an asshole, but you like too much to seriously insult.
God damn it, why are you being such a deutsche cookie?
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it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.
"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"
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to have sex with an asian girl
Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!
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