dutch cow

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.

Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

cow poo

The waste product made by a cow.

Usually brown og black.

"Yesterday I went for a walk and saw a cow poo on the grass."

Slutty Cow

1. An insult or a rude name to call someone.
2. An unusual flavoured ice-cream that a 14 year old will make the future of all cream kinds!

- she is such a slutty cow!

- I will call this ice-cream 'Stutty Cow'!

Of cows

A way of saying/pronouncing "of course" for dramatic drawl and humorous effect.

Thanks for the compliment!
Of cows!

Wanna go out tonight?
Of cows. I am down for the cows. (cause)

cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

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