dude lubed

When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.

Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.

"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."

Droid Dude

Someone who uses the android operating system, usually a chill tech sleuth.

I dunno im not really a droid dude....

Dude-ski

A word that can be used in ANY situation in replacement of an actual sentence.

GUY 1- Walks into friend's house holding an ax.

GUY 2- "Dude-ski ?" meaning, are you going to kill me with that ax?

GUY 1- "Dude-ski" meaning, yeah i am.

GUY 2- "Duuuuuuuuuude-ski !!!!!!!!!!!!" meaning, help me.

dude-off

a dude-off is a battle between two dudes in which only the word dude is used but it can be said with any inflection that the vocalizer pleases. the battle is won either when one player accidently uses another word other than dude or by honor code when one player simply admits defeat

shhh, they're having an intense dude-off right now so be quiet

player A: dude
player B: dude dude
player A: dude dude dude
player B: duuuuuude
(etc.)

dude moved

When a person behaves like a "typical dude" would act in certain sexual scenarios. i.e. Thinking with your dick instead of brain.

So I've been talking to Scott and Matt and I can't make up my mind about them, so I dude moved Scott the other night.

Narly dude

You say this to your companion when you wanna fuck them to death and piledrive a dildo in their poonor posterior

“And also my opponent is a liar and can not be trusted” Hilary Clinton

Yo I’m tired so before I go to sleep narly dude

snow shovel dude

Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.

And this Dan Hurley guy is the worst. He’s totally a snow shovel dude