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A new drug that makes you feel like a near-death experience, like when you die and then come back.
Tell me, Chrissy
Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Like you die and then come back?
I... no, I don't think so
Well, neither have I
But there's this new drug out that makes you feel just like that
How wild, you done it?
Yeah, it's called White Light
It's fucking unbelievable
You wanna try some?
Oh, I don't know
Come on, Chrissy
Afraid of a little danger?
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"I feel . tingly,
Like there's electricity running through my body."
"That's what I love about this shit,
No matter how many times you do it,
You never get used to it,
Every time is like the first time."
"Oh shit, what's happening to me?"
"It'll be okay.
The best is yet to come."
December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
Its gas light buy with weed
you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed
Rosita Jim is Grass lighting you
A light saber is when you pour the liquid from a glow stick onto your dick and go to a dark room to helicopter it around
"When I saw the new Star Wars movie I pulled a light saber in the theater."
Bob: Is Jimmy drinking what I think he's drinking?
Carl: ya... You know Jimmy. He's always been a little bud light in the loafers.
Bob. ...true. Hey. Grab my a Yeungling from the cooler.
Carl: You got it man.
child of the light
A child who is lost in sound, time, and reality.
"that poor kid."
"did you know?, He's a child of the light."
"sad."
All light skins deserve a day to shine, even mixed races skin light colors too!
When is National Light-skin Girl Day? wondering by you ?
April 3-April 4 I said;