K-mode

On the toilet

TEXT SENT:
Please call me.

TEXT RECEIVED:
I will, but Im on k-mode at the moment.

grrfff mode

when the penis is fully erected

so i was having sex with my girl lastnight,and she had me on grrfff mode

Kimwel mode

In FPS Games

The act of whiffing on one-hit delete snipers, pistols, rifles, SMGs, abilities; The act of disconnecting in a middle of a game, may it be unranked or competitive; The act of AFK-ing during a game because of household chores

In Voice Calls:

The act of disconnecting during voice calls; The lag that causes miscommunication during voice calls.

Where is Kim? Is he kimwel mode again? I bet he's folding clothes or washing the laundry again. But it's most likely of his ISP, PLDT.

Tutorial Mode

Or simply "tutorial" and "TM"

A cooler, classier and more creative way of saying "GGEZ" or just "EZ" in online gaming.

Implying either the opposing team was so easy, they were like A.I. enemies, or they need to avoid skipping tutorial to get better.

Red team: gg

Blue team player 1: ggez

Blue team player 2: ezzzz

Blue team player 3: Tutorial mode

Blue team player 4: tutorial

Blue team player 5: TM

Red team: st fu

Tutorial Mode

A cooler way of saying "Gg ez" and "e z" in an online game

"Tutorial mode" Or simply "Tutorial" implies that 1. Your opponent needs to stay on tutorial mode to *clears throat* "Git gud bruh" and/or 2. They play like CPUs in a tutorial match.

Team 1: you guys got lucky this time

Team 2 player: ezzz

Team 2 player: Gg

Team 2 player: tutorial mode

Team 2 player: Tutorial

Team 1: STFU

Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.

We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.

Fil mode

Fuck it I’m leaving.

Fil mode left no work done!