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three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008


Three Thur

"Three thur" is an exclamation which can be used as either a gesture to give to someone or simply a way to show pride. One has an infinite amount of Three thurs.

“Hey Hunter, can I get a Three thur?” “THREE THUR!!!”

by threethirteen February 26, 2016


Three dolcini

When you suck dick/get your dick sucked after eating Olive Garden

“Damn I got that three dolcini last night after taking my girl to the Olive Garden.”

by Lolsbg May 8, 2018


three strike rule

When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023


Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020


Three-cuddlesome

The act of cuddling in bed with multiple people at once, in a non-sexual manner.

"Bob layed in bed with Sally and Jill for hours last night. He said it was quite the three-cuddlesome."

by Trueman1 August 31, 2011


three thumb popsicle

The Three Thumb Popsicle is a sexual act in which three men fuck a woman in the ass three dicks at once, then they extract the doodoo butter from the anus and lick eachother's thumbs.

THIS THREE THUMB POPSICLE IS FUCKING DELICOUSNESS!!

by First Lieutenant Dunn October 22, 2017