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A person who does not have, use, or know how to use, phone apps.
Don't be such a tech turkey. Download some apps on your phone!
To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey
Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls
noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!
It’s when a guy cums on his hand and proceeds to shove it up her vagina like a stuffing a turkey.
Brad: “Did you stuff the turkey?”
You: “Ya bro, I stuffed her good.”
When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.
“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”
a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!
oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!