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When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
Literally it’s meaning, phone for whom? You!
I can’t believe you keep calling this phone for me!! Bye bye!!
What happens when you begin to type I love you to someone and the phone automatically fills in the name of the person you are texting and their phone does the same when they text it back.
My phone suggests your name everytime I text I love you, my phone loves you. It must be phone love.
When your day or activity was so good that you didn't even look at your phone.
Describing duration of time in which you were enjoying yourself so much it was as if your phone was at home on the charger.
Bro how was your weekend? Bro Phone on Charger we were on the lake all weekend.
A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.
Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?
When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.
Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!