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turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016


turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.

She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016


Turtle Kaylin

A funny gaming youtuber who should be more popular

Have you seen Turtle Kaylin ‘s new tiktok?!

by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021


Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 8, 2023


virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019


Yellow Turtle

A Shea

Look at my favorite yellow turtle

by DexterGoated June 27, 2021


turtle ban#3782

a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet

sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months

by samen<3 March 13, 2022