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Hey, it’s national madeleine day! (Overheard on March 27th)
September 5, 2015 the day the lit crew went to Made in America and became one
Wow guys, it's national lit day tomorrow!
From November 3rd to November 10th Is National Couples Week! Make sure you cuff them girls quick!
National Couples Week is coming up so get yourself a girl quick!
When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key
“Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
“Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”
national wigga day is april 6th. all persons who identify as a “wigga” celebrate as it is a normal day.
“what are you doing april 6th?”
“dude, it’s national wigga day!”
National White day is on April 16 and is when everyone (if you want) is to dress up like a white girl.
“NATIONAL WHITE DAY! WHERES MY PINK DRINK!?!”