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A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee
"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "
When that one friend says brb and comes back in 4 hours.
Peter in an intense game: "oh man gtg brb"
Paul: "Oh no"
Chris: "Ah yes another Peter's brb. Im gonna cook some meal after game and wait for him to come back"
Peter, after 4 hours: "Sorry guys i was talking to my parents"
When your friend says hes gonna be right back... He goes afk for 4 hours.
Peter: yo man i gtg brb
Paul: Lets go... another Peter's brb
Chris: Ah nice, see ya in 4 hours m8
tall, slanging some heat, bucket
whos mike peters?
he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket
tall, slanging some heat, bucket
whos mike peters?
he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket
Peter is a mixed race guy, he's sooooo sweet and has the best personality.. love him or not, he will be your friend!
His GF: I'm breaking up with you!
Peter Donkin: Sorry for whatever I did but okay..
-the next day-
His ex-gf: GET BACK WITH ME!
Peter Donkin: But we just broke u-
A person so incredibly dumb that they spend their whole life trying to find the answer to the equation 7+3= ?
Damn look at that Zoe Peters. She should go back to preschool.