The day A FAT ASS BITCH was born.
9 april 2003: Fat ass bitch day
9👍 5👎
National Saturday with the boys.
Julia: Wana hang this Saturday?
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.
the day the best, most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, hot girl (which is also my lovely gf) was born!! i love you the absolute most babe, i really do. MEOW
person 1: what's today's date?
person 2: it's April 18, 2006
person 1: OMG ITS MY GF'S BDAY
zouhair appreciation day. treat zouhair with kindness and post some of the pictures and videos you have of him
omg its april 11 2022, zouhair appreciation day im gonna spam my socials!!
Did you know what happened on April 7, 2001? A King was born.
A wonderful person that is absolutely beautiful and gorgeous but sadly lives far away from Germany.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool people?
Melanie: Yeah, I know April. April my beloved is one of the best persons on the world.
During april you can only jizz via prostate stimulation. No homo.
I'm just waiting for Aching Anus April to be over, my bum hurts like shit.