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"Bro you like god?"
"No I'm a total christian foushee"
cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.
"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"
icky.
who is that?
oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew
Internet memes using characters from the movie Pixar’s The Incredibles as a template for Christian topics (mostly featuring Mr. Incredible) on Instagram.
“Ah man, I am scrolling through Insta real hard right now, ah dang, not another Christian Incredibles meme!” The posts: *photo of Mr. Incredible posing and smiling* “Me proud that I dont stray away from God’s ever glowing light” “I prayed three times today, it’s not enough I cannot accept it” “ Touching myself in the name of the lord, DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME IN VAIN”
A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.
Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
Being a normal Christian but also having a plus one in the relationship
I have converted to Christianity +1
There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"
Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY
OOOOOO YEAHHHH
THATS THE SPOT
MORE DADDY MORE
AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE
OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY
Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*