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This phrase has been used in Liverpool for decades.
1 Adjective. Description of a poor attempt to direct a football goalward with the head.
2. Adjective. Description of person who made the poor attempt to direct the ball goalward with their head.
Based on ten bob being a 50p piece, ball has spanged off one of the vertices of the 50p piece which is metaphorically on the footballers head. Ball heads off at a wild angle to that which was intended.
" That was a proper ten bob header mate"
" The state of that, you ten bob head!"
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A sexual feat by which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, simultaneously delivering a joke of such comedic proportions that said ejaculation issues from her nose. Closely related to The John Stamos.
Although Bruce has never yet succeeded in accomplishing the Bob Saget, he's pretty sure pirate jokes are key.
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What people say when they our too cool to say "gosh" and will getin trouble if they say "God".
Oh my Bob, that ride was awesome!
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Bob the Drag Queen is the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season 8. Bob easily made it to the top 3 using his comedic talents. He had a rivalry/friendship with Derrick Barry, bonding over their shared lack of makeup skills. For an example of Bob's looks, type 'Bob the Drag Queen robot suit' in google. You have been warned.
guy : 'Hey, have you heard about Bob the Drag Queen?'
chick : 'No, I haven't, who is that?'
guy : 'Bob is the drag queen Michelle said looked ratchet'
chick : 'Oh yeah, now I remember...isn't she the one who always enters a room purse first?'
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Snap off Bob is the slang term for when one takes a dump and it breaks off before it has fully left the anal passage.
"Oh no, I've done a snap off bob!" could be exclaimed after someone has been to the bathroom and thinking they have finished, realises that there is more to come.
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a small university known for totalitarian Christian fanaticism, racism, brainwash education and bans on most popular forms of music, TV, and movies rated above G, interracial love relationships, and "different" clothing and hair styles.
Bob Jones University is a fascist school.
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You will achieve the desired result.
Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.
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