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when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other
lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)
man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.
Someone/something who likes to use their teeth to scrape feces off someone's dick that was just in their own ass.
That rusty bone grinder will never forget his last meal, well last 2 meals anyways.
When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)
I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!
When a person has had enough bs child's play from someone and won't take it or waste their time dealing with it anymore to the point that they call the other out to become better or they're walkin. Usually done in a feisty but playful manor so as to not offend but give an opportunity to learn and grow. But if not up to speed they'll get left behind.
Enough is enough I'm pickin bones today.
When thirty or more 90 year old men perform anal sex in a chain line while dancing to disco. After the 6 day ritual is over each man eats the genitals of the man behind him. The first man who still has his dick intact can then take a small but powerful machine gun and repeatedly shoot the other 29+ people. Then apon sunrise of the 7th day, the only surviver will masturbate to his death.
Yo Guys We Should Get Some Friends Together And Go Have A Rusty Chain Bone!
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When you lay a female on her stomach and lubricate your penis and the crack of her ass, and tail bone section. Gently, without Penetration stroking back and forth, up and down until an orgasm is reached.
Let's have tail bone sex
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A person who dislikes activity; one who loves to sleep.
Stop being a L.B, get out of bed, and go to work!
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