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The act of a donkey having a boner. donkey-boner
Dude, look at that donkey, its got a donkey-boner!
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1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.
2). A bad custom order at a diner.
1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.
Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...
2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.
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When a stoner (smoker of herb) sees so much marijuana they become sexually aroused.
"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"
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When you are trying to get it in with your girl and one of your friends or siblings just happen to walk in the room and ruin the mood.
Guy: So babe, Whatcha wanna do tonight?
Girl: Well I was thinking maybe we could...
Sibling/Friend: Hey guys hows it going?
Guy: Damn, You Boner Killer
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when a group of guys get together and jack off and cum into a bowl, then they stick their dicks in it.
Guy 1: Dude last night me and the guys from work made boner soup.
Guy 2: fag
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A cat boner is a cat boner.
The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.
It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.
However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad
Teacher- "Danny did you turn in your project."
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"
"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"
Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"
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completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.
Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
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