Gay Mating Call

Any song written or performed by any of the Back Street Boys, or any band like them.

To find a CD containing a Gay Mating Call, I reccomend searching a little girl/male hairdressers music collection.

Going to the club on Saturday Night, I was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.

When the DJ turned on the Back Street Boys, a prime example of a "Gay Mating Call", I realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.

I have not been right since.

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Call of Duty: Crap Ops

Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.

Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book

Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.

Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.

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answering a higher calling

1. quitting, especially if done so prematurely.
2. abandoning one's post
From Alaska governor Sarah Palin's speech on her decision to abandon her post as governor before her term expired.

Wide receiver: "Hey, where are you going? It's only the start of the third quarter!"
Quarterback: "See you later chump. I'm answering a higher calling."

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The pot calling the kettle black

If someone says this, it simply points out hypocrisy.

You’re saying I’m annoying? That’s like the pot calling the kettle black!

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Cold calling

Unsolicited, unexpected and vigorous oral sex.

"How do you feel about cold calling?" "I fucking hate it" (15minutes later) "How do feel about it now?" "mmm..I'm a big fan"

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Call of Duty B-O

Result of developing body odor after playing "Call of Duty: Black Ops" (or any of the other games) extensively, without any breaks.

Not to be confused with the abbreviation of the latest edition to the franchise.

Dude: Awww, it smells like a Kanye album in here

Guy: Damn, Steve's got some Call of Duty B-O! What the hell, did he forget he had a bathroom all together?

Steve: Don't judge me.

*headshot*

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Call Of Duty World at War

Best game to play if you want to own Nazi zombies, and make em pay for what they did to the Jews(or just to have some crazy mind blowing fun)

Man: Hey let's play Resident Evil so we can kill some zombies.

Man 2: No Man! Lets play Call of Duty World at War so we can kill NAZI zombies...Much more enjoyable.

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