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The opposite of hot dumbass.
Person 1: Man it's cold out here!
Person 2: No shit.
Smoking weed in a convertible. The opposite of a Hot Box.
We rode around in Kathy’s mom’s Cabrio. We decided to cold bowl it so the upholstery wouldn’t smell. I froze my ass off and got ash in my eye.
Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.
I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it
when it's really cold outside to the point where it snows. but it's still mid november and not december yet so it's still technically fall.
friend 1: "man it sure is cold outside today." friend 2: "yea feels like winter but it's still fall."
friend 1: "man it's really just cold fall."
what black people consider cold, 65° and below
J - "It's going to be 60° tomorrow!"
D - "Damn, that's black cold."
A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."