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literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2021


Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

by Mike Sanderson October 20, 2008


neigh neigh cow

A horse
A cow that neighs repetivley

Mooooo! Not neigh, but mooooooooo! Do not be a neigh neigh cow! Be a regular cow!

by Urgrleboo (still me) May 22, 2011


Oreo cow

A cow that literally looks like an Oreo

Mooo, Oreo cow

by Duh what September 11, 2021


Ner Cow

one of PureGhetto's weird ideas. Don't ask me.

cows are funny, but Ner Cows are cute lolz!

by Denmark October 9, 2004


cow globes juice

the best drink for ur body, it makes u feel juicy and big, like a champion

MILK cow globes juice

by mrstilettox February 5, 2021


Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 29, 2023