when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group

"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."

Cow style

Cow style is when a woman pours milk down your meatus or penis hole and then jerks it off so your unsure whether you ejaculated sperm or milk

Female Companion: What do you wanna do tonight
You: I would love to do it Cow style

The cow

An evil being that is behind of everything.

Always blame the cow.

"Oh, the cow confused me, again"

"Of course, it's always the cow"

the cow

cows eat grass

my cow eats other cows,

that's weird
the cow

vile cow

Harry styles

"Have you ever met such a vile cow before!"
"Yes, I met harry styles on the street."

Cow in my stomach

The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.

Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!