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The act of non-consensual violent anal rape in a restauraunt bathroom of a straight male by a gay male.
Mike got a little crushed pepper from the waiter at Gordon Biersche after the hockey game last night. He was so happy...or was he?
O.C. Orange County Crushed: An older (usually rich, cougar-type) woman characterized by plastic surgery gone awry or the result of horrific surgical choices like perky double ds on a 50-year-old.
Did you see that cougar? She's been O.C. crushed! Code blue--get Dr. 90210!
October 6 to ask your crush out
Hey did you know it’s ask your crush out day
When you have a crush on someone of the same sex. Unless this person identifies as heterosexual, then you're basically doomed 🤪.
Me: Yo I have a gay crush
Bsf: She's straight isnt she
me: yeah 😭
when you mix cocaine and mdma into a line and snort it during a full moon weekend and you are your mates go on a skitz mission
'what's everyone doing this weekend?'
'wanna play mandy crush saga?'
NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS.
National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.
- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?
- No why would I?
- It's national kiss your crush day