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Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.
Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.
An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.
May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.
My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
The act of giving a blowjob underwater.
You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!
When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.
I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!
When a bro is not actively pursuing pussy, he be draggin’ dick.
GARFIELD’s lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pie… He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate
Another way of calling someone:
1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.
"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.
Britney: “babe my dog died”
Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”