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When you get so hammered that you are practically guaranteed not to come home with your cell phone
I have to buy a new iPhone today, I got "loose cell phone drunk" last night
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When you work at a pizza shop and become so drunk and high, you think your fuck buddy is an employee, while about to have sex you begin to tell them to get on make line and do prep while starting to pass out on the floor of your bathroom.
Girl: "Hey the bathrooms empty I am so horny"
FB: "Ok" *gets dragged in the batchroom
Girl: "I have had like 3 4lokos I am drunk as fuck"*lays back on bathroom floor
FB:*Lays down on top and starts making out*
Girl"MHMMMMM That feels great GET ON MAKE LINE THERES LIKE 3 DELIVERIES AND YOUR DOWN 4 PEOPLE GET TO WORK!"
FB: "WTF is that some kinna pizza sex code?"
Girl: "wtf no get to work"
In FB's head.... time to go.... this bitch is get on make line drunk
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Every Irish male that ever existed since alcohol was discovered. This isn't actually true but it is a rather well known stereotype.
My friend and me got wasted and he acted like An Irish drunk
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When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.
This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.
The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!
Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk
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When you idiotically mix half and half with alchohol and have the strange side effects like:
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.
1. Man I ate a burger smothered in whine yesterday and i got drunk.
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
person 2 falls down and doesn't get up
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1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever
Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"
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someone who has been punched too many times and now its stupid (ie mohammed ali)
wow i think schnur has been punched too many times, hes starting to sound like a punch drunk dummy
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