eat weed and die

to violently tell someone eat weed, in that dieing

"i hate you"
"nigga just eat weed and die!"

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Phone eats first

A term ideated in 2014 by Sage from Portland, Oregon after her then boyfriend selfishly took a bite of the drool-worthy steak and eggs from Tasty and Alder before she was able to take a photo. In the middle of the restaurant she stood up and proclaimed, “Phone eats first!” The Portland foodies that sat around her all looked up and then slowly began to clap in approval. This term has since caught on and is often used by foodies and bloggers around the world when capturing photos prior to enjoying their food.

Please don’t take a bite of that food until after I take a photo. Phone eats first!

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meat eating mike

A boy who gets double chicken strips double bacon and double old english cheese at subway but is named bryan jeffs who goes to xlr8 at currumbin city church

there goes meat eating mike about to eat his big meaty subway

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eating el desko

Eating your lunch at your desk.

"Sarah are you coming out to lunch with us?"
"No, I'm eating el desko."

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ThatVeganTeacher Eats Meat

Here is a scenario of what would happen if That Vegan Teacher Accidentally ate meat:

Carnist: - eating McDonalds -

ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-

Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -

ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -

And that is what would happen when ThatVeganTeacher eats meat.

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Eat your cum

A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.

Billy Faggerson: I'm about to fail college. What do I do!?

wankertoast: eat your cum.

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Shit-eating grin

A stupid grin that makes you look so clueless that you enjoy eating shit on a daily basis without realising you're a complete putz.

People who call tech support don't even try to learn the basics of using a computer. I picture them sitting at their desk with a shit-eating grin, then headbutting the screen.

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