Pre-Fired

A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.

Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."

Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."

Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."

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fire the laser

To ejaculate in the face of a woman.

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!

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Fire hydrant

When a man releases a massive amount of cum on a woman’s body making their dick like a broken fire hydrant when they cumshot a woman

I was fucking yo bitch last night and gave her the good old fire hydrant

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literation-fire

the one day when there were no heros to save the towns books. there was a fire and nothing was burned exept books. the fire was everwhere but everything else was fine.

there was a literation-fire in fallen nevada the other day

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Fire bunny

A white, non-ginger female who loves dating/sleeping with ginger men.

Damn, did you see that fire bunny who jumped from Ed to Harry in one week?!?

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Bosnia sniper fire

Glorified, made up story to make you sound courageous.

We were under Bosnia sniper fire when we landed. We had to duck down and run to our cars.

Fucking Hell Fire

Shock, disbelief, amazement at an event or occurrence.

Typically when something not good has happened. Accident, injury or damage.

John and Maureen were walking down the street when a speeding car drove passed them and the crashed.

John said “Fucking Hell Fire Maureen! Did you see that?”