Jesus/Yeshua

The Lord & savior of this world who died at the hands of us FOR us,

john 3:16 “For this is how God loved the world: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.”

Jesus/Yeshua is the WAY, the TRUTH,& the LIFE

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jesus juice

The seminal fluid of a man, usually a sea man.

"My Jesus Juice shoots all the way to the wall!"
"No way! Can you show me?"
"Hell yeah!"

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Black Jesus

A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.

We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.

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Jesus of Suburbia

Something that is mentioned a million times that we have no idea what the hell it means in Green Day's new album American Idiot

"You're not the Jesus of Suburbia/the St. Jimmy is a figment of your fathers rage and your mothers love"

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Atheists for Jesus

An stupid organisation that encourages it's believers to believe that Jesus was a good teacher but that is all.
It encorages them to reject the idea that Jesus was the Messisah.

Jasper would be the first person to sign up for Atheists for Jesus

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come to jesus

When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.

"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."

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Jesus-packing

1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.

Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!

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