Bouncy mushroom (from pizza tower)

The bouncy mushroom found in gnome forest and outside of the level

#bouncymushroomneedsrespect WE LOVE Bouncy mushroom (from pizza tower) !

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are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser

the most insulting of insults. whenever this is said to someone, they are usually hospitalized for up to a month. very powerful. only to be used if you want to absolutely destroy your opponent.

jake: “your mom is such a slut”

jordan: “are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser”

jake: “AH” *literally fucking dies*

you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.

Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.

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13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

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A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

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Dancin dude from six flags

sick, old grandpa who looks disgusting on the commercials for Six Flags

last time i saw that damn dancin man i almost cried!

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who is you? step from around me

a statement used to show contempt at another's actions and request that they leave your vicinity.

Kelly: "Your shoes are like soooo last season."

Amy: "Who is you? Step from around me."

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