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An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.
John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.
Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”
Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.
*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.
Person one: Where is my phone?
Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass
Yeah, he was a tech guy or something, right? Some kind of engineer.
Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."
To stick a phone up your ass, as far as possible.
Wow, I phone-up'd yesterday and now need an X-Ray. Have you tried it?
bless your sneaky link phone
“it’s bless yo sneaky link phone day,bless my phone”