Blind Moment

When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.

I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.

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Lochlan Moment

(noun) A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny or otherwise reminiscent of Lochlan.

Person 1: my dog just died :(
Person 2: lmaooooo. Lochlan Moment.

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Bruh Moment

A moment when something idiotic happens.

*something stupid happens*
Bruh
That's a bruh moment

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Cornflour Moment

The term used to describe or refer to a moment (in a film, TV program or even life) that acts as a complication of sorts. That is, a point when the "plot thickens".

Derived from the use of cornflour as a thickening agent when making sauce/gravy/etc. Hence the term, 'Cornflour Moment'.

You're watching Alias and find out 'The man' is really Sydney's mother.

You say, to be smart-assy:
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, was what we like to call a Cornflour Moment.."

Or, more simply:
"Woah! Dude! Cornflour Moment!"

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Cunt moment

Saying/phrase when you are such a dick that it's more then just being a dick it's a cunt moment

I just brought up my friend getting raped by her father when she was 5 what a cunt moment...

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puttey moment

puttey moment is when someone is being too toxic for the situation

person one get out of the red space you fucking moron you suck at the game
person two this is a puttey moment

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dan moment

when you do something or say something that makes no sense and after a minute your friends tell you that you messed up.

when in a video game you have 25 bullets shoot 1 bullet run to enemies base reload and then die... this is a dan moment

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