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A shit flinger is one whom takes it upon themselves to fling shit at an object, person or just for the sake of it. Shit flinging originated it Croydon, England when a mental patient started the trend by flinging some shit at a nearby lamp post.
'Wow did you see how far that shit went? That guys a real ace shit flinger.'
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A: Mrs. Smith I forgot what the homework was.
B: Tough shit, pal!
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Another way of saying "Piece of shit" which is more demeaning. Often used when you cant come up with a proper come back or insult.
Guy 1: I just stole your kill
Guy 2: You... You... Pizza Shit
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No shit sherlock is used to insult someone who is stating to blatant obvious. similar to "you don't say" or "thanks captain obvious!"
if someone is saying something obvious instead of saying "no fucking shit" you would add "sherlock" to it just to insult them further.
dude1: hey there is a hole in the boat i think we may sink
dude2: no shit sherlock
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The Urge to Shit is an indication of one's closeness to actually shitting. Usually the urge to shit is often answered by a quick trip to the toilet. However, on some occasions the urge to shit has lurked as a silent killer, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. It is often felt in the lower intestinal region and can be quite alarming as it causes tenseness of the muscles in that region.
If the urge to shit is not immediately purged, then it will eventually subside - however it will return (usually within 10 minutes) and bring back the same tense-ness desperation that can happen.
That is why it is always best to shit before a trip - to prevent the urge to shit from occurring. Furthermore it is always best to relieve it's call. And you will know the feeling of shit relief, when this urge has been fulfilled.
John felt a sudden tenseness in his stomach, he'd known there was shit inside of him; but he did not tend to it when he first found out. Nervous beads of sweat rained upon his face, the salty boiler goo pouring down. How could he maintain? It was an important meeting, he couldn't leave... The urge to shit was rising.
Ray: "urge to shit lowering... urge to shit lowering"
Dave: "Good, because it's still another hour till we get to Vegas."
Ray: "...my god"
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One whom has shit on the end of the penis either as a result of inserting it into an anal cavity or just plain filth from not being circumsized.
Hey whats up shit dink,
whoa did you just here that he just called you shit dink
he asked you a question shit dink
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One who always finds their way into the bathroom after you take a shit.
Hey Sarah, your dads a real Shit Sniffer; every time you leave the bathroom he walks in and acts busy.
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