Hey, you should come over

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.

*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

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how to get over my ex

HEY, your ex never deserved you. now pick that crown up, wipe them tears off your face and be the bad ass you are. also if you feel like it amos (add me on snapchat) @ommoore28 i need friends and if you wanna talk about it i can help you just add me:)

other person: “i don’t know how to get over my ex”
me: “your ex never deserved you”

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Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"

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Why did the bike fall over?

The best joke ever created

Bree: Why did the bike fall over?
Robin: Why
Bree: BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED

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Over-the-counter pill-popper

An over-the-counter pill-popper is a specific type of pill popper that is addicted to only legal over-the-counter pills and so does not need a doctor's prescription to get pills. Instead they go from pharmacy to pharmacy buying over the counter pills. They need to keep rotating between many pharmacies to avoid being recognised by staff, or they get friends and family to buy pills for them. The time spent going to different pharmacies keeps increasing as the addiction increases until a disproportionate amount of work and free time is spent doing this. As the person is not necessarily under a GP serious damage can be done with high dosages over a prolonged period which goes unnoticed. Examples include people addicted to Codine (used as a downer) and or Pseudoephedrine (used as an upper) etc. these do not need prescriptions from a GP to buy at a pharmacy in the UK.

The UK government is creating an epidemic of over-the-counter pill-poppers by not following the rest of the workd by making addictive pills like codine and Pseudoephedrine prescription only medicines.

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sass all over me

like walking all over you, but with much sass

ex. "Sydney will you not sass all over me!!!" said Trevor.

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Over-The-Shoulder Boulder Holder

Bra

That Over-The-Shoulder Boulder Holder is super padded.

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