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stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones
megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)
dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)
Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no
he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out
girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.
He is the coolest guy of the friend group he is always with the boys Chillin, usually a shit gamer but gives everyone a good laugh
Jacob is a cool person
Jacob is a kind person who likes to make people laugh, regardless of whether or not that is through bad puns, silly jokes, embarrassing himself or even hurting himself in different ways. Jacob is especially shy when talking to new people, and even though he will try to make a good conversation, he wont be able to do so unless he knows you on a personal level. Jacob will make funny puns to his friends about his life and things he hates about himself. don't feel bad for not recognizing though, as these jokes are just a way to feel good. the more he make others laugh, the more he'll feel good about himself. he always tries to put others first, unless they have been rude to him or his friends. If he has feelings for someone, he'll try to keep it hidden and play cool. he takes everything to heart especially when it could mean his friends don't like him. if you meet a Jacob, and befriend him, you should check up on him and make sure he's doing ok. its hard to tell because his behavior never changes, even when he hates himself the most. I'm saying all this because I am a Jacob. And this is how i feel my life is.
person 1: oh Jacob's coming over here.
person 2: I hope he's alright.
person 1: surely he is, he just makes those jokes to make us laugh.
person 1: yeah, you're probably right.
A boy that is sweet and kind, but also can be a dick. But not in a bad way. He can be one of your best friends, or even one of your best lovers. He makes you laugh and makes you happy. If he ever makes you cry, he'll try and make it better. Also he is super cute and just lovely to be around.
Friend: Hey what are you looking at.
Girl:I'm looking at Jacob! He's so handsome and cute.
Breaks your heart a lot, doesn’t care about you or your feelings. Unable to realize how much pain he’s causing you. Literally makes you feel like a complete nothing.
Emily: Jacob doesn’t care about me
Peter: That’s Jacob for you
black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf
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omg Jacob punched his girlfriend? She probably deserved it, that fucking whore....