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You cheat on your wife, but you're telling ME I should always be faithful?
Who are you, John Lennon?
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A man who’s penis has a 90 degree turn on it
My Girlfriend broke up with me because my John Jr didn’t satisfy
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A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.
Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?
Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
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Mark Johns is 31 years old he is still single. He loves to communicate with others.
He chooses not to get married, get any woman pregnant and he says "no" to sex too.
Mark Johns is a phantomtastic person.
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When you have a poo in the toilet that requires multiple flushes
I'll see you in 10 minutes - I'm going for a John Stroud.
Don't go in number 2 - someone has done a massive John Stroud
I'm off for a nice relaxing John Stroud
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this word simply means a mexin person named john these people walk very awkwardly and grow massive amounts of hair on there necks
" yesterday at lunch i approached a mexi john and he was so ugly that i soon slapped him in the face."
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