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The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..
Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.
The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx
Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.
If your name is ahmir and you’re born on this day die, die die die!!! Kys!!!! - ahmir
Omg look at that ugly thing I can’t believe he’s born on July 4th
National give any girl a hug and a kiss day
Girl: hey do you know what today is?
Boy: Yes!! July 31st and i chose you
the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)
meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old
July 31st is national send and receive nudes from James. On this day james will send and receive nudes, but only with his girlfriend, as he doesn’t want anyone’s nudes but hers.
Today is July 31st...James and his girlfriends lucky day!