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Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.
Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spoilers.
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A phrase used by someone who believes that he's got nothing to worry about but he is actually pretty miserable. Derived from the words: Plebeian and Bay Life.
Person 1: Dude, I just got fired! Lol
Person 2: But now you won't have any money.
Person 1: I know...PLEBAY LIFE!!!
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Your life: This word doesn't exist
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When someone from your past inappropriatly intrudes on your present life by contacting you over Facebook, grilling you, then are never heard from again.
"Do you remember that guy Jon? He life-raped me last week,"
"Loser."
"Yup."
facebook face rape
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Referring to spending one day in the life of someone else, esp. someone who has it exceptionally good/easy.
Look at Luke asleep in a hammock at noon on a Tuesday. Ahh a day in the life.
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Diamond is a clothing company that is especially popular in the U.S.
Diamond life is when somebody wheres exclusively diamond clothing
people who wear diamond usually have "swag"
Guy 1: "Dude is that a new diamond crew neck?"
Guy 2: "ya"
Guy 1: "oh, so i guess you're diamond life now"
Guy 2: "ya I got mad swag"
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Life Abortion
- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.
Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.
Result:
You get crunk.
Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.
Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.
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