D&M&D

Abbreviation: DMD

Deep&meaningful&dougie.

Having a deep and meaningful whist being drunk enough to dougie. Aka generally having a good night on the piss, whilst sharing your closest secrets and whining about how messed up your love life is.

Me: Yo, we need to chat..

You: Yeah man, Lets crash drinks and have a D&M&D.

Me: Sweet, Thats our mission for this term.

m&m’s minis

the best kind of m&m’s

Today I bought fifty containers of m&m’s minis.

M - A

They are best friends that hate each other because M started hanging out with A’s gf (at the time) and she used to message M every morning, afternoon, night, she never stopped and one dayyyy, she broke up with A although M didn’t like her, now A is annoyed with M because he did ask M to not hang out with her as she started avoiding A and hanging with M….

Written by Mua 🔪😫

Girl: Is that A’s Ex? Didn’t she break his heart

Guy: Yeah M stole her heart by “accident”
Girl: I quite like A, he’s fit
Guy: I’m single.. :(
Girl: Yea but the whole M - A situation has made them soooo hot now

Mitchell M

One of the best ways to call someone a piece of shit. A kind of person who still has the mind of a 10 year old when they are 40.

Dude, stop being a fucking Mitchell M

Todoroki M&M's

Sorry what? I was stuffing my face with m&m's.

"TODOROKI M&M'S N O W"
"PLEASE HELP SHE HAS A GUN"

Kailana M.

Kailana M. Is the most special perosn ever. And the best girlfriend ever:)) she knows how to love and take care of someone so much that all you can do is think about her all day long with her beautiful smile :)) I love her so so so much <3333 and i never want to lose her ever:)))

Hey, how is it being with Kailana M.
Its so amazing with her shes so gorgeous and the best girlfriend ever

jordi m

A fucking sexy girl, that’s thick asf, and who gets extremely frustrated if she does get some good dick when she wants it.

Yep that’s definitely jordi m