The month of June, previously known as Pride Month, now known as Mike Month. The celebration of Mike’s birth month, the best friend a person could have. The sheer power of Mike Month is a million times more iconic and influential than what was once known as Pride Month. It’s not homophobic because Mike Month was inaugurated by an official attaché to the gay community.
Happy Mike Month!!!! I can’t wait to see how we celebrate it this year. Let’s spend this month appreciating what a good friend Mike is.
Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike
Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.
Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.
I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
Or MT for short. Millineal Trash.
Look at that Mike Tango and his avocado toast.
The owner of a big fat fucking head
See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head