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This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!
Boy 1:Your ugly.
Boy 2:Look at that moon suit you have!
Girl 1:I know! I cannot date him!
To sexually please a woman from behind only to pull out and glaze her moon.
The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.
I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.
When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.
“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising
Getting that booty, being able to land on the moon(butt)
I am a booty warrior and I just stuck a moon landing!
I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!
Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.
The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.