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crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 5, 2020


neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)

You wouldn't know your arse from an anthole. Neck up, ya pelican!

by Yimothy March 1, 2023


24 hour neck flu

When your neck is so sore that you cant go to work but really you've just been up all night partying.

Sir, I cant come in to work tomorrow. I have the 24 hour neck flu.

by frogdoggie March 21, 2019


neck kitten

Cock

Karen slobbers on my neck kitten every morning

by June 25, 2023


Neck-rolls

The fabulosness that chills on someones neck and hides their chin.

"DAMM GURL,That some nice neck-rolls"

by MarzyPill May 13, 2016


Neck-D

1. to be ironically and unreasonably surprised and offended by attention or disapproval acquired by blatantly dishonourable, or ostentatious behaviour.

2. anything that seemingly cannot be improved despite incredible effort nor investment.

1 (a) He looked all Neck-D when I roused on him for drawing on the walls.

1 (b) She was Neck-D about being fired after she was caught stealing.
1 (c) Dude, you have a tattoo on your face, of course I'm going to look at you. Don't get all Neck-D about it.

2 (a) I can do 200 crunches a day, but my stomach will just always be my Neck-D
2 (b) Nothing can fix that hole in my jeans. I've tried and stitching, machine sewing and patching it. It's Neck-D.

by naivewifey September 24, 2015


muscle neck

When u neck is so big that u can breath more then average human being

Navel got a muscle neck

by Yet squad boy February 12, 2016