Random
Source Code
Random
A girl who has 6 or more granola bars.
“How many granola bars do u have?”
“I don’t know man, like six”
“What are you a bar slut!?”
When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.
Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."
An event that could not of been foreseen and is very outrageous
"Man killed by huge potato falling from the the sky"
Aw Lad, bit off bar that.
1. A dumbass
2. A bimbo
3. Someone who really needs to get their head out their ass
(Person 1) To make a grilled cheese you need bread and cheese. Self explanatory.
(Person 2) Wait what do you need?
Ex 2
(Person 1) A blondike bar is a dumbass.
(Person 2) I don’t get it
(Person 1) Youre such a fucking blondike bar..
The act of putting your nose inside your significant other's ass, and then proceeding to try to touch your nose with your tongue.
My girlfriend wanted me to do a rhino bar yesterday, and luckily my tongue isn't long enough.
The act of shitting in your hand and jerking off with it.
Steve likes to masturbate with shit in his hand. He then licks his fingers clean of the Kentucky Snickers Bar.
the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.
"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"