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An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.
"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira
When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.
The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.
(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)
(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!
Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!
A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"
"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."
"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
The act of screaming while nutting
Yo, $50 for a video of a scream nut
When the water level in a toilet is extremely high, so high in fact, when you sit down to take a dump you nuts get wet.
Guy 1: "Why are your pants wet?"
Guy 2: " Fuck, that toilet in the Wal-Mart was a nut plunger!"
Where your brain expels it's cells IQ Count so your particularly Retarded on a certain amount of time (seconds, minutes, etc)
He is struggling with his work, he has a Brain Nut for today
I had a Brain Nut for a few seconds.